Thursday, March 1, 2012
That Glass Is Full of Something
If I may, I would like to go even a step further. I may add to this in the future, but I hope you will enjoy these for now.
Dear Optimist, Pessimist, Realist, and Opportunist,
While you guys were arguing about the glass of water.....
I hid the glass where you will never find it.
I set it on fire.
I baptized you surreptitiously with it.
I distributed your ridiculously excessive amount of water to the masses.
I poured my own damn glass of water, thank you very much!
I had this glass of water made into a federally protected wildlife preserve. Did you know that 16 specific and rare forms of microbes live in that water?!
I fit my entire body into the glass...Tah Dah!
This is perfect just the way it is. Leave it alone.
I poked it and poked it and poked it, and still got nothing.
The Phlebotomist (Get your minds out of the gutter!)
I believe this whole thing is stupid, and anyone who buys into it is stupid, and if you had any intelligence at all you would see the stupidity of everything you are talking about.
Um....that's not water.....
I'm living in it.
The Walrust.....Coo Coo Ca Choo